Need a laugh that’s totally NSFW? Dirty joke memes are the ultimate cure for your cheeky cravings and unfiltered humor needs.
Whether you’re sharing with your partner or just want a good giggle, these naughty memes are made for bold adults who don’t blush easily.
This collection brings you the funniest, filthiest, and downright nastiest memes that will leave you howling.
From spicy burns to wicked innuendos, we’ve sorted them by vibe—funny, best, for him, for her, and more—so you’ll never run out of reasons to laugh, groan, and share.
Ready to scroll where angels fear to tread?
Funny Dirty Joke Memes
😆 Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish
💦 What’s long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine
😈 Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you all night
🎯 Life’s like a penis — simple, relaxed and hanging free… until a woman makes it hard
👀 I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised
🛏️ My girlfriend says I’m terrible in bed. I think she’s lying — she’s never been awake
🥵 Why don’t blondes talk during sex? Because their moms told them not to talk to strangers
🫣 Are you a drill? Because you’re screwing me over
🎉 I like my coffee like I like my women — hot, strong, and able to keep me up all night
🥒 What do cucumbers and men have in common? They’re often in a pickle
Best Dirty Joke Memes
🍌 If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you… under the sheets
🍑 Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over baby, you’re about to get fisted
🥂 You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got FINE written all over you
🍺 You make my software turn into hardware
😹 I like my jokes like I like my lovers — dirty and over too soon
🍆 What’s big, long, and makes women scream in the morning? The alarm clock
🫦 Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing
🚿 Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off
🍷 Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker — especially when you’re involved
🦵 I wanted to go to the gym, but my bed and you had other plans
📞 I must be a phone, because you keep turning me on
🛋️ Let’s make like a couch and pull out
Dirty Joke Memes for Him
💣 My legs are like the library — open to the public
🧽 Are you a sponge? Because you soak up all my dirty thoughts
🎮 You play me like a joystick — with skill and a bit too much enthusiasm
💌 My panties are like a good secret — dying to be shared
🚪 Knock knock… who’s there? Help me clean this tub — naked
🛠️ Are you a tool? Because you really know how to screw
🐾 Let’s play vet… I’ll be the naughty animal
🍦 Want dessert first? Because I’m sweet, cold, and melts on your tongue
🧭 North, south, east, west — whichever way you point, I’m going down
👑 I’m not royalty, but I love a good crown
Dirty Joke Memes for Her
👗 Are you a dress? Because I can’t wait to take you off
🧁 You must be dessert, because I want to eat you last and slow
🎢 Girl, your curves give me motion sickness… in the best way
💋 Are you a lipstick? Because you leave a mark on everything I do
🔋 I’d never ghost you — I’d haunt you in every room, fully charged
🥰 Want to Netflix and chill… or just skip to the chill
📸 You must be vintage, because you’re sexy and hard to find
🧸 You make my heart race and my bed creak
💃 I don’t need music to dance — just your body next to mine
💍 If I put a ring on it, can I still pull it off every night?
🌪️ You stir me up like a naughty tornado
🍿 Let’s pop something together — preferably in bed
Hilarious Dirty Joke Memes
🎯 I tried yoga for flexibility… turns out I just wanted to impress my crush in doggy
📚 Are you a textbook? Because I want to study you all night
🐇 Why did the bunny break up? Too many one-night hops
🌮 My love life is like a taco — spicy and slightly messy
🧟 I’m like a zombie — always hungry for brains and body
🛏️ If we were in bed, I’d show you what multitasking really means
📦 I’ve got a package that needs handling
🧁 Let’s get baked — and I’m not talking cupcakes
🧳 Are you baggage? Because I’d carry you everywhere
🏡 Let’s do some home improvement — starting with your bedroom
🎤 If I were a song, you’d be stuck on repeat
💥 What’s explosive, quick, and still leaves a smile? Me on a Monday
Nasty Dirty Joke Memes
💦 Are you rain? Because you’re making me wet
🔧 I’m like a wrench — always looking to tighten a few bolts
🍆 Ever seen a vegetable blush? Put me in your hands and find out
🧃 You’re like juice — best when freshly squeezed
🛌 Let’s play Titanic — you go down, and I scream
👅 I’m not a lollipop, but you’ll still want to lick me
📶 The signal’s strong between us — must be the naked attraction
🍭 Are you candy? Because I want to unwrap you and taste every part
🥵 Warning: contents may be too hot to handle
🫃 Let’s make a baby… or at least practice
👄 Your lips look lonely — want to introduce them to my lower pair?
🛢️ You must be oil, because you keep things slippery and smooth
🪫 Let’s drain some energy — slowly and all night
Conclusion
Whether you’re in the mood for a light tease or something extra spicy, these dirty joke memes deliver laughs that are anything but clean. From suggestive giggles to downright filthy punchlines, there’s a meme for every kind of naughty mind. Go ahead, share them with your favorite partner-in-crime—or keep them all for yourself. Just remember: you’ve been warned… these jokes bite back!
