Looking to hop into the Easter spirit with laughs that crack like eggs? You’re in the right nest.
Easter dad jokes are the perfect way to brighten up your holiday, whether you’re entertaining kids at brunch or trying to keep adults chuckling during egg hunts.
From pun-filled one-liners to cheeky jokes only adults will get, this collection is eggstra loaded with humor.
Whether you need squeaky clean lines or yolks with a grown-up twist, we’ve got every bunny covered. Let’s crack open the fun—because Easter isn’t just for chocolate, it’s also for chuckles!
Easter Jokes One-Liners
🐣 What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip-hop, of course
🥚 I don’t put all my eggs in one basket… I eat them
🐰 Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? Because they have hare-conditioning
🌷 The Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP
🧺 Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken
🐇 What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line
🐤 I’m so egg-cited for Easter I shell-tered my plans
🥕 What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball
🐾 I told a bunny joke once… it was a hare-raising experience
🐣 Easter candy is my second favorite seasonal food—right after leftover Halloween candy
🥚 What do you call a cracked egg on Easter? A yolk gone rogue
🐰 Why are bunnies so good at math? Because they multiply fast
🍫 Chocolate bunnies are sweet until they lose their heads
🐇 What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop
🧺 I egg-spected nothing, and I’m still disappointed in my Easter basket
Easter Dad Jokes One-Liners
🧔 What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
🥚 Why did the egg get thrown out of class? It kept cracking up
🐣 Did you hear about the Easter Bunny who stole eggs? He got egg-jail time
🐰 What’s a dad’s favorite Easter activity? Egg-splaining the joke
🌷 What do you call ten rabbits marching in a row? A hare-force
🐇 What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite dad joke? “I carrot believe it!”
🥕 Why did Dad bring a ladder to Easter dinner? Because he heard the ham was high-quality
🐤 I asked Dad where the Easter Bunny comes from—he said “Egg-narnia”
🍫 Chocolate eggs: the dad bod starter pack
🧺 Why did Dad wear bunny ears to brunch? “Ear”resistible humor
🥚 What kind of jokes does Dad tell at Easter? Ones you have to pretend to laugh at
🐇 How does Dad decorate Easter eggs? Badly, but with confidence
🥕 I asked Dad to hide eggs—he lost them in plain sight
🐰 What did Dad say after hiding eggs? “That was egg-hausting”
🧔 Dad said if I cracked one more egg pun, I’d be grounded—egg-sactly what I was going for
Easter Jokes One-Liners for Adults
🍷 Easter eggs and wine: the adult hunt we deserve
🥚 I put all my eggs in one basket—my therapist says it’s a control issue
🐰 Bunnies may be cute, but they’re terrible at taxes
🍫 Why do adults love Easter? Two words: discounted chocolate
🐣 I’m only hunting eggs filled with cash or Cabernet
🥚 Easter brunch: where the eggs are runny and the conversations are over easy
🍷 Someone said Easter is about rebirth—I thought they meant mimosas
🐇 I asked the Easter Bunny to pay my bills—he hopped away laughing
🍫 Chocolate bunnies are the only ex I’ll ever take back
🌷 If I wanted to exercise, I wouldn’t be eating six Cadbury eggs
🥕 Is it really Easter if you don’t drink wine out of a pastel cup?
🐣 I told my diet about Easter—it ran for its life
🐰 Easter egg hunts are just hide-and-seek for adults with bad knees
🍫 Easter is proof that I can wallow sugar and still call it a holiday
🥚 Someone cracked a joke at brunch—thankfully, not the eggs
Adult Easter Jokes
🍷 Why did the adult bring sunglasses to Easter brunch? Because the yolks were too sunny
🥚 What did one adult Easter egg say to the other? “Shell yeah”
🍫 Chocolate eggs are like adult emotions—hard on the outside, gooey inside
🐣 Why do grown-ups love Easter egg hunts? It’s the only time we feel productive with baskets
🍷 They said the wine was hidden with the eggs—I haven’t stopped hunting
🥚 I’m not arguing—I’m just passionate about brunch
🐰 What’s the adult version of Easter candy? A solid eight hours of sleep
🐇 I’m only here for the chocolate and silence
🌷 Easter dinner: where we pretend to like each other until dessert
🍫 The only egg I want to find is filled with liquor
🐤 You know you’re an adult when your Easter basket has bills in it
🍷 Why do adults love Peeps? We don’t—we just have nostalgia issues
🥚 I cracked up at Easter dinner, but it wasn’t the eggs
🐇 The best part of Easter? Judging the kids’ egg painting
🐰 Adulting is hiding your own Easter eggs and still not finding them
Easter Knock Knock Jokes
🚪 Knock knock
🥚 Who’s there?
🥕 Hop
Hop who?
Hop to it—it’s egg hunting time!
🚪 Knock knock
🐣 Who’s there?
Egg
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you!
🚪 Knock knock
🐰 Who’s there?
Bunny
Bunny who?
Bunny up, it’s Easter!
🚪 Knock knock
🍫 Who’s there?
Chocolate
Chocolate who?
Chocolate you later—got eggs to find!
🚪 Knock knock
🌷 Who’s there?
Spring
Spring who?
Spring into the Easter spirit!
🚪 Knock knock
🐇 Who’s there?
Hare
Hare who?
Hare today, gone tomorrow—like all the eggs!
🚪 Knock knock
🥚 Who’s there?
Shell
Shell who?
Shell I tell you an egg-cellent joke?
🚪 Knock knock
🐰 Who’s there?
Peter
Peter who?
Peter Rabbit, open the door!
🚪 Knock knock
🍫 Who’s there?
Cadbury
Cadbury who?
Cadbury you not laugh at my joke?
🚪 Knock knock
🐇 Who’s there?
Flop
Flop who?
Flop ears and all, it’s me!
🚪 Knock knock
🐤 Who’s there?
Yolk
Yolk who?
Yolk me up before you go-go!
🚪 Knock knock
🍷 Who’s there?
Toast
Toast who?
Toast to Easter—cheers!
🚪 Knock knock
🌸 Who’s there?
Bloom
Bloom who?
Bloom where you’re planted—happy Easter!
🚪 Knock knock
🥕 Who’s there?
Crunch
Crunch who?
Crunch time! Egg hunt’s almost over!
🚪 Knock knock
🐣 Who’s there?
Cluck
Cluck who?
Cluck if you love Easter!
Short Easter Jokes for Adults
🍷 Easter brunch: because therapy’s closed on Sundays
🍫 The real Easter miracle? Pants that still fit after chocolate
🥚 I put the “over” in over-easy eggs
🐰 Bunny ears: acceptable adult fashion once a year
🥕 I hide eggs and my feelings equally well
🐇 I asked for eggs, got existential dread
🍫 My Easter resolution? Eat candy and pretend it’s spiritual
🌷 Nothing like wine and awkward family brunches
🐣 Easter’s just brunch with a dress code
🍷 I brought my own basket—filled with regret
🥚 Sunny side up and slightly hungover
🐰 I believe in chocolate, not moderation
🥕 I’m egg-hausted by this family gathering
🍫 The only bunny I trust is made of fudge
🐇 I came for the ham, stayed for the wine
Easter Dad Jokes for Adults
🧔 Why did Dad dye the eggs blue? It matched his mood after doing taxes
🥚 Dad says Easter is like a spreadsheet—organized chaos
🐰 Dad’s Easter strategy: hide eggs, lose eggs, blame kids
🍫 I asked Dad for chocolate—he gave me stock tips
🌷 Dad’s brunch advice? “Butter the buns and avoid family drama”
🥕 Dad’s favorite part of Easter? Reusing the same jokes every year
🐇 Why did Dad wear khakis to the egg hunt? For egg-cellence in dad fashion
🐣 Dad says Easter is about faith, family, and perfectly grilled ham
🍷 Dad brought wine to the egg hunt… now he’s napping
🥚 Dad’s Easter playlist? Barry Manilow and awkward silence
🐰 Dad once hid an egg so well we moved before finding it
🍫 Dad says jellybeans are just colorful regrets
🥕 Dad thought Cadbury was a war general
🌷 Dad’s egg-painting? Abstract disappointment
🐣 Dad asked the Easter Bunny for a break from dad jokes—he said no
Conclusion
From silly to slightly saucy, these Easter dad jokes and one-liners add humor to your holiday tradition. Whether you’re cracking up the family or sneaking laughs over brunch mimosas, there’s an egg-stra funny line for everyone.
