Crisp leaves crunch underfoot, pumpkin‑spice everything perfumes the air, and sweaters finally see daylight — yes, fall has arrived!
But even with all its cozy charm, the season can slip into routine faster than you can say “apple‑picking.
” That’s where a daily dose of humor swoops in like a swirling maple leaf, lifting spirits and keeping classrooms, offices, and family groups laughing together.
Below you’ll find bite‑sized collections of autumn quips, one‑liners, dad jokes, and knock‑knock classics, each hand‑picked to match every audience from students to adults.
Grab your mug of cider and dive into the fun!
Short Jokes About Autumn
- 🍂 Why did the leaf go to school To turn over a new leaf
- 🍂 What’s a tree’s least favorite month Sep‑timber
- 🍂 How do leaves get each other’s attention They yell Hey bud
- 🍂 Why did the scarecrow get promoted He was outstanding in his field
- 🍂 What’s a pumpkin’s sport of choice Squash
- 🍂 Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road It ran out of juice
- 🍂 How do you fix a broken pumpkin With a pumpkin patch
- 🍂 What kind of music do trees listen to anything that’s poplar
- 🍂 Why was the math book excited about fall It had too many story‑problems
- 🍂 What do you call fall sunbathing Autumn rays
- 🍂 Why did the squirrel bring a ladder To reach new heights
- 🍂 What’s the smartest season The fall semester
- 🍂 How do leaves travel in style In autumn‑mobiles
- 🍂 Why did the pie blush It saw the apple turnover
- 🍂 What’s a tree’s favorite drink Root beer
Falling Jokes one‑liners
- 🪂 I tripped over my calendar guess I fell for days
- 🪂 Gravity is just a down‑to‑earth attraction
- 🪂 I tried skydiving once the ground wasn’t very welcoming
- 🪂 Falling asleep is easy landing on Monday is hard
- 🪂 My grades are like leaves they keep falling this semester
- 🪂 I’m great at downhill biking especially the falling part
- 🪂 Autumn leaves and my Wi‑Fi both suddenly drop
- 🪂 If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you
- 🪂 I fell for my GPS because it was always telling me where to go
- 🪂 My bank balance is experiencing seasonal fall all year
- 🪂 Tried to catch the bus but fell for it instead
- 🪂 The baker slipped on dough talk about a roll fall
- 🪂 I’m allergic to gravity every time I stand I fall for it
- 🪂 My fitness tracker congratulated me on “stairs” I actually fell down them
- 🪂 Wanted a dramatic exit so I tripped on my way out
Short Dad Jokes About Fall
- 👨🍼 Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch It had no guts to move
- 👨🍼 Leaf me alone I’m bushed
- 👨🍼 What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit Straw‑berries
- 👨🍼 Why was the rake always tired It was constantly gathering leaves
- 👨🍼 How do trees access the internet They log in
- 👨🍼 What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert Boo‑berry pie
- 👨🍼 Why don’t skeletons fight each other They don’t have the guts but they still love fall sports
- 👨🍼 Why did the apple stop texting It needed to recharge its cider battery
- 👨🍼 What do you call a cat who loves fall claws‑tume enthusiast
- 👨🍼 Why did the leaf join a band It had the right groove
- 👨🍼 What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie Gourdfellas
- 👨🍼 How do leaves get around Uber‑leaf
- 👨🍼 Why did the turkey join the drumline It had the drumsticks
- 👨🍼 What do you call autumn bacon maple‑l ke
- 👨🍼 Why was the corn maze confident It knew the stalk market
Fall Knock Knock Jokes
- 🎃 Knock knock
Who’s there
Autumn
Autumn who
Autumn bring you more jokes like this - 🍁 Knock knock
Who’s there
Leaf
Leaf who
Leaf me alone I’m raking - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who
No need to cry it’s just fall - 🌽 Knock knock
Who’s there
Corn
Corn who
Corn you believe how crisp it is outside - 🦃 Knock knock
Who’s there
Turkey
Turkey who
Turkey your time I’m stuffing jokes in - 🕸 Knock knock
Who’s there
Web
Web who
Web better get sweaters - 🧣 Knock knock
Who’s there
Scarf
Scarf who
Scarf down some pumpkin pie - 🥧 Knock knock
Who’s there
Pie
Pie who
Pie love these cool nights - 🍎 Knock knock
Who’s there
Apple
Apple who
Apple‑y ever after in October - 🌰 Knock knock
Who’s there
Nut
Nut who
Nut‑hing beats fall colors - 🌾 Knock knock
Who’s there
Wheat
Wheat who
Wheat till you see my costume - 🧹 Knock knock
Who’s there
Broom
Broom who
Broom for more candy - 🪵 Knock knock
Who’s there
Log
Log who
Log‑ging in to sweater season - 🏈 Knock knock
Who’s there
Hike
Hike who
Hike love football Fridays - 🦇 Knock knock
Who’s there
Bat
Bat who
Bat‑ter get ready for Halloween
Dad Jokes About Falling Down
- 😂 I didn’t trip I just did a surprise gravity check
- 😂 The floor needed a hug so I obliged
- 😂 I’m pro‑level at falling can’t stay down though contract issues
- 😂 Tried to do the splits gravity said split ya later
- 😂 My clumsiness is just earth showing affection
- 😂 I don’t stumble I conduct accelerated descents
- 😂 Floor meetings happen whenever I drop by
- 😂 I fell in love literally tripped over my emotions
- 😂 My new cardio routine involves tripping over nothing
- 😂 I’m like a good meme always falling into your feed
- 😂 Practicing for a dive team indoors minus the pool
- 😂 Falling down is physics getting personal
- 😂 My shoelaces conspire against me they’re knot nice
- 😂 I don’t fall I perform rapid unplanned sit‑ups
- 😂 Gravity and I are in a long‑term relationship we keep falling for each other
October Jokes For Adults
- 🍷 October called it’s wine time before winter
- 🍺 Oktoberfest proof that fall’s best color is amber
- 🧛♂️ Vampire in October said business is biting
- 🏈 Fantasy football is just Dungeons & Dragons for people who yell at TVs
- 🧹 My Halloween broom is in the shop using ride share tonight
- 🍫 October diet plan replace every meal with fun‑size bars
- 🕯 The power of candle season compels you to buy them all
- 👻 Ghosted someone in October they appreciated thematic consistency
- 🎤 Karaoke in sweaters because nothing screams cozy like off‑key Bohemian Rhapsody
- 🕰 Daylight saving the only time travel we can’t brag about
- 🎬 Scary movie logic run upstairs because basements are too mainstream
- 🥶 First frost means finally chilling the rosé properly
- 🛍 Seasonal decor budget equals national GDP in miniature gourds
- ☕ PSL stands for Practically Spent paycheque on Lattes
- 🏋️♂️ October gym membership ghosted until January resurrection
Fall Joke of the Day for Students
- 🎒 Why did the pencil love autumn It got a fresh point of view
- 🎒 Teacher said fall is the coolest season naturally it has degrees
- 🎒 Leaf blower in the hallway talk about campus wind studies
- 🎒 Why do calculators like October They finally function without sin(heat)
- 🎒 What do study groups and trees share Branching out
- 🎒 Why did the history book love fall It covered past due dates
- 🎒 How do acorns do homework They nutshell the topics
- 🎒 The bell fell asleep guess it needed more class time
- 🎒 Why did the locker wear a scarf It had to keep its cool
- 🎒 When leaves skip school they’re truant‑rees
- 🎒 Math class in fall is basically pumpkin pi
- 🎒 Why are chemistry labs fun in autumn All the cool reactions
- 🎒 Geography students love fall because maps finally have legends
- 🎒 Why did the eraser celebrate Autumn wiped the slate clean
- 🎒 PE teachers love fall unit leaf drills
Fall Joke Of The Day for Adults
- 🍁 My retirement plan is raking it in literally I rake leaves
- 🍁 Autumn is proof that change can be beautiful and expensive in pumpkin decor
- 🍁 Marriage is like fall foliage we keep turning over new leaves
- 🍁 Leaf blowers are adult level toy trumpets
- 🍁 Cold brew turns into bold brew when temps drop
- 🍁 Trick‑or‑treat for adults equals wine‑or‑cheese
- 🍁 The only rings I chase in October are onion rings at tailgates
- 🍁 Fall cleaning because spring never happened
- 🍁 My therapist says I should let things go so I toss leaves in the yard
- 🍁 Pumpkin spiced budget pie chart is 90 percent foam
- 🍁 Sweater weather means never having to say I ironed
- 🍁 Autumn asks Are we compostable yet
- 🍁 Aging like fine cider slightly fizzy but still sweet
- 🍁 The fall bucket list mainly involves actual buckets of candy
- 🍁 My stack of unread books finally matches my stack of firewood poetic balance
Conclusion
Whether you’re corralling students, fueling office banter, or cozying up with friends, these autumn quips keep spirits high as temperatures dip. Bookmark them, share liberally, and make every crisp day crackle with laughter
