Looking for a good laugh on (or off) the court? 🎾 Whether you’re a die-hard tennis fan, a casual player, or just someone who loves a clever pun, these tennis jokes will keep you smiling from the first serve to match point.
From “love” meaning nothing to smashing one-liners that land right on the baseline, this collection of 120+ tennis jokes is guaranteed to be a real racket.
Get ready to laugh, love, volley… and maybe even ace your next conversation! 😂
🎾 Tell Me a Tennis Joke
🎾 What’s a tennis player’s favorite city? Volleywood!
🎾 How do tennis players stay in shape? By running around in circles!
🎾 Why did the tennis ball get promoted? It had a lot of bounce!
🎾 What do you call a tennis player who cheats? A racketeer!
🎾 What’s a tennis player’s favorite dance move? The backhand spring!
🎾 What’s a tennis player’s favorite fruit? A raquet-apple!
🎾 Why did the tennis player bring string to the match? To tie-break!
🎾 What do tennis players say when they’re surprised? Oh my lob!
🎾 What’s a tennis player’s worst nightmare? A net loss!
🎾 How do you compliment a tennis player? Say they’re ace!
😂 Funny Tennis Joke
😂 Why do tennis players never get lost? They follow the line!
😂 What’s a tennis player’s favorite music genre? Swing!
😂 Why did the tennis player date a journalist? For the coverage!
😂 How do tennis players stay positive? They always serve up smiles!
😂 Why was the tennis ball stressed? Too much pressure!
😂 What do you get if you cross tennis with boxing? A punch serve!
😂 Why did the tennis player get detention? For double faulting!
😂 Why was the coach so calm? He had court awareness!
😂 Why are tennis players bad liars? You can always see their tells!
🤫 Silent Tennis Joke
🤫 Why did the tennis match stay quiet? It was a serve and hush game.
🤫 What’s the quietest part of tennis? The love score.
🤫 Why did no one cheer at the tennis match? It was a silent court.
🤫 Why was the tennis racket grounded? It made too much noise.
🤫 What’s a tennis player’s favorite quiet moment? The pre-serve pause.
🤫 Why did the tennis ball whisper? It didn’t want to bounce too loud.
🤫 What do you call a mute tennis match? Peaceful points.
🤫 Why was the silent match eerie? No smashes, just stares.
🤫 How do you play tennis silently? Use a pillow instead of a ball.
🤫 What’s a ninja’s favorite sport? Silent tennis.
🤫 Why did the silent player win? Their focus spoke volumes.
🤫 What do silent players avoid? Heckle and yell.
🤐 Quiet Tennis Joke
🤐 What’s a referee’s dream match? One with quiet players.
🤐 Why did the match feel awkward? No one made a sound.
🤐 Why don’t introverts like doubles? Too much talking.
🤐 What’s a quiet tennis player’s best move? Soft serve.
🤐 What do you get from quiet tennis? Peace and love.
🤐 Why do quiet players win? Their focus is louder than noise.
🤐 What did the coach say to the loud player? Shush and smash.
🤐 What’s the sound of a winning rally? Nothing but net.
🤐 What’s better than a drop shot? A whisper shot.
🤐 Why did the tennis match seem sacred? Everyone rspected the hush.
🤐 How do quiet players communicate? Nods and swings.
🤐 Why did the commentator whisper? The match was dead silent.
🤐 What’s a quiet player’s favorite score? Love all.
🤐 Why do quiet players avoid grunting? It’s too expressive.
🧸 Orphan Tennis Joke
🧸 What’s an orphan’s favorite tennis score? Love, love, love.
🧸 Why was the orphan’s tennis serve lonely? No one to cheer them on.
🧸 What racket do orphans use? Hand-me-downs.
🧸 Why did the orphan ace the serve? No pressure from parents yelling.
🧸 What’s an orphan tennis club called? No strings attached.
🧸 What’s their pre-game chant? Independent play only.
🧸 Why don’t orphans complain to the umpire? They’re used to silence.
🧸 What do orphans call match day? Family-free zone.
🧸 What’s an orphan’s secret weapon? Emotional resilience.
🧸 What snack do orphans bring to court? Solo bars.
🧸 Why do they love tennis? It’s one-on-one only.
🧸 Why was the orphan unbeatable? Played for survival.
🧸 Why did the orphan win? No one holding them back.
🏓 Table Tennis Joke
🏓 Why did the ping pong player bring a racket to dinner? For table service!
🏓 What’s a table tennis player’s favorite food? Spinach!
🏓 Why was the table tennis ball dizzy? Too much spin!
🏓 What’s a table tennis ghost say? Ping… Boo!
🏓 Why was the table tennis table sad? Too many break-ups!
🏓 What do you call two paddles in love? A match made on the table.
🏓 Why do ping pong players make great DJs? They spin everything.
🏓 What do paddles and partners have in common? Both need good grip.
🏓 Why did the player lose the match? Faulty bounce.
🏓 Why don’t paddles lie? They have integrity.
🏓 How do you flirt at a ping pong match? Serve with a smile.
🕸️ Annette Tennis Joke
🕸️ Who’s the most famous tennis player’s cousin? Annette.
🕸️ Why did the tennis team get stuck? They ran into Annette.
🕸️ What’s Annette’s job? Catching balls.
🕸️ Why doesn’t Annette play? She’s always on the sidelines.
🕸️ Who’s always hanging around courts? Annette.
🕸️ What’s Annette’s biggest fear? Getting ripped.
🕸️ What do players say to Annette? Hold tight.
🕸️ Why is Annette so supportive? She always has your back.
🕸️ Why do fans love Annette? She’s attached to every match.
🕸️ Why did Annette go viral? She caught a flying ace.
🕸️ Who keeps every rally together? Annette.
🕸️ What’s Annette’s hobby? Tennis string art.
🕸️ Why is Annette always there? She never leaves the court.
🕸️ What’s Annette’s favorite movie? Netflix.
🕸️ What did the ball say to Annette? Caught again!
💔 Tennis Joke Love Means Nothing
💔 Why is tennis the worst sport for lovers? Because love means nothing.💔 Why don’t tennis players write love poems? It means zero.
💔 Why did she dump him on match point? No love left.
💔 Why did love cry on the court? It had no value.
💔 What’s a tennis romantic’s heartbreak? 0-40.
💔 What’s the loneliest word in tennis? Love.
💔 Why is love ironic in tennis? It’s the start but also the end.
💔 Why did the heart skip a beat? Tennis said love = nothing.
💔 Why do breakups happen at the net? Emotional fault.
💔 What did she say after losing love? Game, set, forget.
💔 Why do tennis players stay single? They’re used to love meaning zero.
💔 What does a tennis heartbreak sound like? Silent score.
🦆 A Duck and a Beaver Are Playing Tennis Joke
🦆 Why did the duck lose to the beaver? It kept quacking under pressure.
🦆 Why was the beaver unbeatable? Solid wood backhand.
🦆 What did the duck say after missing the serve? I’m totally quacked up!
🦆 Why was the match soggy? Too much water foul play.
🦆 What’s the duck’s best shot? The splash serve.
🦆 Why did the beaver win in three sets? Dammed good defense.
🦆 What did the umpire say? No flapping on court!
🦆 Why did the duck bring goggles? For net splashes.
🦆 What’s the beaver’s strategy? Build pressure, dam momentum.
🦆 Why was the duck disqualified? Illegal web footwork.
🦆 What’s a duck’s tennis chant? Waddle waddle smash!
🦆 What did the duck and beaver call the match? The Quack Cup.
🦆 Why was the court flooded? Someone cried fowl.
🦆 What did fans say? Best match in pond history!
✅ Conclusion
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just picking up a racket, these tennis jokes bring plenty of love (and laughs) to your day. From silent volleys to webbed matchups, there’s a punchline here for every court scenario. Game. Set. Match. Smile. 😄
