Everyone needs a good laugh—and what better way than with a toilet joke?
Whether you’re into kids’ shows like Bluey, caught off guard by a skibidi meme, or just want to flush your stress down the drain with humor, these toilet-themed gags are guaranteed to crack you up.
From family-friendly chuckles to unexpected potty humor, each section brings a splash of silliness.
We’ve gathered the funniest, weirdest, and downright strangest toilet jokes based on your favorite themes and viral moments.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your… well, you get it.
Bluey Toilet Joke
🐶 Bluey’s idea of potty training? Turning it into a game of hide and “leak”
🧻 Muffin flushed the remote—Bluey called it an “episode switcher”
💦 Bluey said the toilet’s broken. Bandit said, “It’s just emotionally drained”
🛁 When Bluey saw the toilet overflow, she yelled, “Mum, the bath is jealous!”
🐾 Bingo: “Is the toilet alive?” Bluey: “Only after chili night!”
🎮 Bluey’s favorite game: Toilet Tag—you’re out if the seat’s warm
📺 Bluey told Bingo, “Toilet’s the new TV. It plays splashy soundtracks”
💩 Why did Bluey sing to the toilet? “So it wouldn’t feel wiped out”
🐕 “Why’s the toilet smiling?” Bluey: “It’s full of joy… and other stuff”
🌊 Bluey made a wave pool in the bathroom—Toilet Tsunami!
🚀 Toilet launch! Bluey’s Lego flew straight down the tube
Bluey Toilet Joke Episode
📺 The toilet in Bluey should win an Emmy for “Most Dramatic Flush”
🎭 Bluey acted out “Toilet: The Musical”—now streaming in your pipes
💬 Toilet: “I have stage fright.” Bluey: “We all do, buddy.”
🪣 Toilet confetti? That was Bingo’s craft project gone wrong
🎩 Toilet wore a crown—King of the Flush Kingdom
🚽 The Great Flush-Off: Bluey vs. Bingo vs. clogged plumbing
🎬 Toilet made its acting debut—scene ended with a splash
🏆 Toilet won “Best Supporting Fixture” in Bluey’s play
🥳 The episode where Bingo throws a tea party in the toilet… British plumbing was offended
🧊 Toilet froze—Bluey called it “Winterfell Wipeout”
🧠 Bluey said the toilet knows secrets—it’s a porcelain psychic
Funny Toilet Joke
😂 Why don’t toilets ever get invited to parties? Because they always bring up crap
🚽 What’s a toilet’s favorite exercise? Squat and flush
🍽️ Never eat beans and trust a toilet… one of them will betray you
💧 Why do toilets make great detectives? They always follow the drip
🎩 A toilet walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You look flushed.”
🧼 My toilet told me to clean up my act—it’s tired of taking all my nonsense
📚 What do toilets read? Flush-fiction
💬 Toilet joke of the day: It stinks, but it’s still number one
🚫 Don’t mess with toilets—they know all your dirty secrets
🎧 Toilets don’t like loud music—it them overflow with emotion
🪠 What’s a toilet’s worst nightmare? Taco Tuesday
🚀 Toilets in space? Float and flush, baby
🎮 Just lost to a toilet in a staring contest—it never blinked
Spider in Toilet Joke
🕷️ Why did the spider crawl into the toilet? He needed a web “site” with plumbing
🚽 Found a spider in the toilet—it said, “Mind if I crash here? It’s my waterbed”
🎣 The spider was fishing… for your soul
🪣 Tried to trap the spider in the bowl—he flushed back
🌪️ That spider’s web? It clogged the whole system. Genius
💬 Toilet: “We need to talk about your guest, human”
🎤 Spider in toilet be like: “Welcome to my TED Flush”
🧼 The spider was bathing in soap bubbles like royalty
🎩 That spider wore a top hat and demanded privacy
📸 Took a selfie with the toilet spider—he photobombed my nightmares
🕳️ If you see the spider again, it means he let you live
Bingo Toilet Joke
🧒 Bingo told the toilet a secret—it swirled with excitement
🧻 Bingo flushed a crayon—now the pipes are Picasso
🎨 Toilet art? Bingo made it happen
🐣 “The toilet’s my pet!” Bingo declared. Bluey said, “Well, it does eat a lot.”
🎭 Bingo’s bathroom play? “Toilet Dreams: The Splash Awakens”
🧃 Flushed her juice box—Bingo said it needed to hydrate
🎩 Toilet had a crown—Bingo was Queen Flushalina
🎉 Bingo’s birthday party? In the bathroom. Everyone left “relieved”
🎁 Gift for the toilet? A plunger wrapped in love
🎧 Bingo made the toilet her DJ—drop that flush beat
💬 Toilet told Bingo: “Thanks for the glitter. I shine now”
🎈 Toilet balloon? Bingo tried. Plumbing cried
🛁 Bingo played mermaid—in the toilet
🧼 Bingo washed her toys in the toilet—sanitized chaos
📺 Bingo made the toilet her TV—episodes were always a splash
Skibidi Toilet Joke
🎵 Skibidi Toilet joined a boy band—Top of the Flush Charts
🕺 Skibidi Toilet twerks every time someone flushes
📸 Skibidi Toilet did a TikTok dance—plunger cameo included
💥 The remix dropped so hard, the pipes burst
🧻 Skibidi Toilet just beatbox-flushed my grandma’s dentures
🎬 Movie idea: Skibidi Toilet vs. the Cloginator
🎮 New game: Skibidi Toilet Run—dodge plungers, hit high notes
📢 Skibidi Toilet doesn’t speak, it flushes in beats
🧠 Skibidi Toilet knows your secrets—it’s the NSA of bathrooms
🚽 You don’t use Skibidi Toilet—it uses you
💃 Skibidi Toilet twerks when someone says “clean”
🌪️ It dropped a bass flush so hard it caused indoor rain
👾 Skibidi Toilet is the final boss in Bathroom Battle 3000
🥁 Skibidi Toilet has drum solos during flush breaks
🔊 Skibidi Toilet concerts? BYOP: Bring Your Own Plunger
What Did the Sink Tell the Toilet Joke
🚰 “You stink, bro”
💧 “We’re in this mess together—don’t drain our friendship”
🚽 “At least I don’t deal with that kind of waste”
😆 “Flush your attitude—I’m dripping with class”
🧽 “You always overflow with emotion”
📉 “Your career’s going down the drain faster than me”
💬 “Stop whining, at least you get to sit down”
🥄 “You’re bowl-full of yourself”
🎭 “You call it plumbing—I call it emotional drainage”
📖 “I read you like an open lid”
💧 “Drip happens, flush it and move on”
🛁 “I scrub dirt. You host disasters”
🎉 “You splash drama, I deliver style”
📦 “Your tank’s full of secrets—I hear them all”
🍽️ “I handle food, you handle aftermath. Who’s the real hero?”
Bluey Toilet Joke What Episode
📺 The one where Bingo throws the toilet a birthday
🧼 When Bandit wrestled a clogged flush like a gladiator
🎤 Bluey’s musical toilet duet with Chili
📦 Toilet mystery episode: Who flushed Muffin’s doll?
🎭 Bluey dressed the toilet as Santa—Christmas miracle
🚽 Bandit fixed the toilet using a spoon and dad magic
💬 Toilet gives life advice in “Flush and Learn”
🎉 Bingo holds a pageant—Toilet wins Miss Sparkle Seat
👻 Ghost toilet? Episode scared the bubbles out of everyone
🍝 Toilet vs. spaghetti—don’t ask, just laugh
🎨 Chili lets the kids paint the toilet. It becomes abstract art
📚 Toilet talks philosophy in “Deep Flush Thoughts”
💦 Bandit gets sprayed and calls it “The Royal Flush”
🐾 Bluey trains the toilet like a pet
🎮 Toilet plays video games—beats Bingo in every round
Flush Drugs Down Toilet Joke
🚽 Why did the drug dealer flush his stash? The toilet offered a better deal
🧻 Flushed the evidence—now the goldfish is acting strange
💊 Toilet called the cops—it’s tired of being an accomplice
🐟 Drugs in the pipes? Sewer fish starting a band
🚫 The toilet’s now rehab certified
💦 DEA kicked in the bathroom—busted mid-flush
📦 “This is not the dropbox you’re looking for” – said the toilet
🪣 Flushed pills returned—marked return to sender
🎉 Drug flush party—pipes are tripping
🧠 Toilet now speaks 3 languages and has conspiracy theories
👮♂️ Toilet ratted everyone out—literally
📣 “Flush me again and I tell the FBI”
🎩 Toilet said, “Sir, I only handle number 2”
🎭 Drama king toilet now thinks it’s Scarface
🔊 Toilet flush plays sirens after each illegal deposit
Conclusion
From Bluey hilarity to Skibidi madness and some wild spider guests, toilet jokes flush in all forms—cute, quirky, and hilariously messy. Whether you’re a kid at heart or an adult with a dark sense of humor, there’s always something funny happening in the bathroom.
