Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candy hearts and cards—it’s also the perfect time to share some love-filled laughs!
Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just a kid at heart, these 150+ kid-friendly Valentine’s Day jokes will have little ones giggling from the classroom to the kitchen table.
From punny punchlines to adorable knock-knock jokes, this collection is packed with sweet and silly fun that’s totally safe and totally LOL-worthy.
Ready to fall in love with laughter? Let the Valentine giggles begin! 💕😂
Valentine’s Day Jokes for Singles
💔 No date? No problem—these jokes are for the solo squad ready to laugh it off!
- 💔 Why did the single person bring a ladder to Valentine’s Day? To reach new heights… alone!
- 💔 What’s a single person’s favorite workout? Running from couples.
- 💔 Why was the calendar single on Valentine’s Day? Its dates were all taken!
- 💔 What did the single sock say on February 14th? I’m still looking for my sole-mate!
- 💔 Why don’t singles play hide and seek on Valentine’s? Because love always finds them… not!
- 💔 What’s a single’s favorite food on Valentine’s? Anything that doesn’t come with “two for one.”
- 💔 What’s the difference between Valentine’s and Monday? Nothing if you’re single.
- 💔 Why was the single guy at the bakery? He kneaded someone.
- 💔 What did the single ghost say? I ain’t boo’d up!
- 💔 Why do singles love Wi-Fi? It never leaves them on read.
- 💔 Why did the single girl go to the library? She wanted to check out a good story, not a guy.
- 💔 What’s a single’s dream Valentine’s gift? Noise-canceling headphones for couple talk.
- 💔 Why don’t singles get tired on Valentine’s? No emotional baggage to carry!
- 💔 What’s the best part of being single on Valentine’s? You get all the chocolate!
- 💔 Why did the cat stay single? It didn’t want a paw-tnership.
Valentine’s Day Jokes and Riddles
🎭 These riddles will have kids scratching their heads and laughing out loud!
- 🎭 What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
- 🎭 What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on!
- 🎭 Why did the boy eat his Valentine’s card? Because it was so sweet!
- 🎭 What flower gives the most kisses? Tulips!
- 🎭 Why was the ghost so happy on Valentine’s? He found his boo!
- 🎭 What do you call a girl with a Valentine’s Day balloon? A heart-throbber!
- 🎭 What did one pencil say to the other? You’re just write for me!
- 🎭 What do you call a Valentine’s message in a bottle? Love potion!
- 🎭 Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? Because they’re scent-imental!
- 🎭 What did the bat say to his Valentine? You make my heart flutter!
- 🎭 What did the volcano say? I lava you!
- 🎭 What’s red and shiny and brings love? A Valentine’s apple… for the teacher!
- 🎭 Why did the boy give his crush a ruler? She made his heart measure up!
- 🎭 Why do bees hum on Valentine’s? Because they don’t know the words!
- 🎭 What kind of Valentine’s candy is never on time? Choco-late!
Valentine Knock Knock Jokes
🚪 Knock knock! Who’s there? The funniest Valentine’s Day giggles for kids!
- 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you so much! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bee
Bee who?
Bee mine, Valentine! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a Valentine’s hug? - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke who’s in love! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and be my Valentine! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time to say I love you! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
Ya ready for Valentine’s Day? - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon you a Valentine card! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be my Valentine! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream you scream, be my Valentine! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Woo-hoo, it’s Valentine’s Day! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey
Honey who?
Honey, I’m sweet on you! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to be my Valentine! - 🚪 Knock knock
Who’s there?
Teddy
Teddy who?
Teddy’s jokes are the best!
Short Funny Valentine Stories Jokes
📖 A dash of storytelling with a burst of Valentine humor—kids will love these bite-sized tales!
- 📖 Billy gave 20 cards. Got 2 back. Declared war on love.
- 📖 Anna tried to mail a card. Licked the stamp. It was chocolate.
- 📖 Tim wrote “Be Mine” on a chalkboard. Teacher gave him detention—for spelling it wrong.
- 📖 Lucy gave a rose to a boy. He sneezed. Allergic to love.
- 📖 Ben handed a box of candy to his crush. It melted. So did she.
- 📖 A love poem ended with “roses are blue.” Still got an A+.
- 📖 Lisa made cupcakes for Valentine’s Day. Forgot sugar. Still sweeter than her ex.
- 📖 Jake dressed up like Cupid. Forgot arrows. Threw heart-shaped paper planes instead.
- 📖 Mia asked for a Valentine card. Got a math worksheet. Same number of tears.
- 📖 Oscar asked Siri for a pickup line. Ended up single and confused.
- 📖 Nora wrote “I ♥ U” in ketchup on lunch tray. Romantic… until it spilled.
- 📖 Sam put a teddy bear in his crush’s locker. Got the wrong one. Made a new friend.
- 📖 Alex spelled “LOVE” with cookies. Ate the V. It was still good.
- 📖 Ellie painted hearts on her shirt. Forgot it was permanent marker.
- 📖 Charlie made a Valentine with glitter. Still vacuuming it in July.
Valentine’s Day Puns for Students
🎓 Clever puns to keep school festive and full of smiles!
- 🎓 You’ve got a pizza my heart!
- 🎓 You’re one in a melon!
- 🎓 I a-peach-iate you!
- 🎓 Donut go breaking my heart!
- 🎓 You’re scent-sational!
- 🎓 You octopi my thoughts!
- 🎓 I whale always love you!
- 🎓 You’re dino-mite!
- 🎓 You’re paws-itively sweet!
- 🎓 I’m nacho average Valentine!
- 🎓 You make my heart pop!
- 🎓 I’m soda-lighted you’re in my class!
- 🎓 You’re the write one for me!
- 🎓 I’m stuck on you like glue!
- 🎓 You rule my heart!
Short Valentine’s Day Joke for Kids
💌 Quick and cute jokes to make kids smile in seconds!
- 💌 What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you!
- 💌 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing for Valentine’s!
- 💌 What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day? Forget-me-nuts!
- 💌 What did the one sheep say to the other? I love ewe!
- 💌 What did the owl say to his crush? Owl be yours!
- 💌 Why was the keyboard in love? It found its type!
- 💌 What did one candy say to another? Stop acting so sweet!
- 💌 What did the paperclip say? I’m hooked on you!
- 💌 What do you call a Valentine from a cat? A purr-sent!
- 💌 What did the bunny say on Valentine’s? Some-bunny loves you!
- 💌 Why did the grape blush? It saw the other grape getting picked!
- 💌 What kind of flower should you never give on Valentine’s? Cauliflower!
- 💌 Why did the egg cross the road? To say “I egg-specially like you!”
- 💌 What do you call love at first sight? A heart attack!
- 💌 What did the crayon say? Color me in love!
Conclusion
Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just someone who wants to make kids laugh, these Valentine’s jokes are sure to deliver giggles, smiles, and unforgettable moments.
From pun-packed punchlines to silly stories and classic riddles, this guide offers everything you need to turn Valentine’s Day into a fun-filled celebration for children of all ages.
Jon Arnold is a passionate writer and humor enthusiast who loves breaking down funny moments, memes, and quirky jokes for readers of all ages. With a knack for making complex ideas simple and entertaining, Jon shares his witty insights on everything from text slang to pop culture laughs. You can find all of his playful, pun-filled content at jokesplanets.com, where he keeps smiles, giggles, and good vibes coming every day.
