Valentine’s Day isn’t just about candy hearts and cute cards—it’s also the perfect time to spread love through laughter! 💕 Our collection of 300+ Valentine’s jokes for kids is packed with giggles, silly puns, and heartwarming humor that’s 100% kid-friendly.
Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just a fun-loving cupid, these clean jokes are perfect for classroom parties, lunchbox notes, or bedtime chuckles.
From adorable animals to lovable food puns, every joke is sweet, silly, and made to make little hearts smile.
Let the laughter begin—because nothing says “I love you” like a good punchline! 😄💌
Valentines Day Jokes for Singles
😅 Because love might be in the air—but so is laughter!
- Why did the single person bring a ladder to Valentine’s Day? 🪜 They were ready to rise above the drama!
- Roses are red, I’m feeling fine, I’ll just buy chocolates and pretend they’re mine 🍫
- Valentine’s Day is a reminder that I’m in a committed relationship… with pizza 🍕
- I asked my dog to be my Valentine 🐶 Best decision ever!
- Cupid called me back and said it was a wrong number 📞
- My Valentine’s date stood me up… again. Thank goodness Netflix never lets me down 🎬
- Forever alone? More like forever fabulous 💃
- Who needs a Valentine when you have Wi-Fi and snacks? 🍿📶
- I don’t need a Valentine. I need coffee ☕
- Valentine’s Day: proof that my plants are the most consistent relationship in my life 🌱
- I saved money this Valentine’s Day… by staying single 💰
- My heart belongs to my cat this year 🐱
- Table for one and proud of it 🧍♂️
- Love is in the air… so I’m staying indoors 🏠
- Cupid must’ve lost my address again 📭
Valentine Knock Knock Jokes
🚪 Knock knock! Who’s there? Your daily dose of giggles!
- Knock knock
Who’s there? Olive
Olive who? Olive you and I miss you! 💌 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Bee
Bee who? Bee mine forever! 🐝 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Howard
Howard who? Howard you like a Valentine’s hug? 🤗 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Luke
Luke who? Luke who got a Valentine! 😍 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Peas
Peas who? Peas be my Valentine! 🥰 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Butter
Butter who? Butter say yes to being my Valentine! 🧈 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Donut
Donut who? Donut forget to be my Valentine 🍩 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Bunny
Bunny who? Bunny mine? 🐰 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Lettuce
Lettuce who? Lettuce be Valentines! 🥬 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Bear
Bear who? Bear hug for my Valentine! 🧸 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Cow
Cow who? Cow you be my Valentine? 🐮 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Pie
Pie who? Pie think you’re sweet! 🥧 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Teddy
Teddy who? Teddy’s jokes are funny! 😂 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Bacon
Bacon who? Bacon you be mine? 🥓 - Knock knock
Who’s there? Charm
Charm who? Charm so lucky to have you! 🍀
Valentine Jokes and Riddles
❓ Sweet and silly riddles that make little hearts smile!
- What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you 🌋
- What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valen-tiny 💖
- What did the rabbit say on Valentine’s Day? Somebunny loves you! 🐇
- Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date! 🍌
- What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my “i”s on you ✏️
- What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you 💌
- Why did the skeleton skip Valentine’s Day? He didn’t have the guts 💀
- What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on 💡
- Why did the bee get a Valentine? Because he was sweet as honey 🐝
- What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me! 🔢
- What did the squirrel give his sweetheart? Forget-me-nuts 🌰
- What’s the best dance on Valentine’s Day? The hug-and-twist 💃
- What did one flame say to the other? You light up my world 🔥
- Why did the frog make a Valentine card? Because he had a croak on someone 🐸
- What did the owl say on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours! 🦉
Short Funny Valentine Stories Jokes
📘 Quick stories with a twist of Valentine charm!
- Timmy gave his crush a cookie and she said, “I’m gluten-free!” So he gave her his heart instead ❤️
- Lucy wrote a card that said, “You’re dino-mite!” and included a T-Rex drawing. Her friend thought it was a dragon 🐉
- Jake tried to draw hearts for everyone. They looked like potatoes—but everyone loved them anyway 🥔
- Emma made a Valentine box and hid cookies in it. She forgot them until March 🍪
- Ben gave a plant as a Valentine gift. It wilted the next day, just like his love life 🌱
- Chloe’s Valentine note read, “You make my heart pop!” and she added popcorn. Smart and tasty! 🍿
- Kyle gave a girl a ring pop. She proposed back. Double yes! 💍
- Sara sang a love song to her dog. He howled in approval 🐶
- Max accidentally gave his sister’s card to his crush. His sister was not happy 😬
- Mia printed jokes for Valentine’s Day. The printer jammed and gave out 50! Now she’s the queen of class 🤴
- Ella wore heart glasses all day. She bumped into four doors but stayed festive 🕶️
- Tommy bought chocolate hearts. He ate them all before he reached school 🍫
- Bella gave gummy bears to everyone. Even the teacher said, “Bear-y nice!” 🧸
- Nate drew hearts with wings. They looked like flying butts, but no one minded 💨
- Lily made a love potion… it was just pink lemonade. Still worked 🍹
Short Valentines Joke for Kids
💘 Little laughs perfect for little ones!
- What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts 🐦
- What’s the best kind of flower on Valentine’s Day? A rose that tells jokes 🌹
- Why did the boy give his crush a ruler? She measured up 📏
- What’s red and loves to giggle? A tickled heart ❤️
- What did the chocolate say to the candy? I’m sweet on you 🍬
- What’s a Valentine’s favorite shape? A funny heart 🔷
- What did the card say to the envelope? I’m sealed with a kiss 💋
- What do you call a sheep on Valentine’s Day? Ewe’re special 🐑
- What do skunks love? Scent-imental gifts 🦨
- What’s a ghost’s Valentine greeting? I love BOO! 👻
- Why did the spider get a Valentine? He was web-some 🕸️
- What’s a dog’s favorite Valentine treat? Pup-cakes 🧁
- What’s a pirate’s Valentine line? You ARRRR amazing ☠️
- Why did the bird write a song? It was love at first tweet 🎶
- What’s a cat’s Valentine wish? Purr-ever love 🐾
Valentines Joke for Kids One Liners
🎯 Quick hits of Valentine fun!
- You make my heart do flips! 🤸
- I wheelie like you! 🚴
- You’re the peanut butter to my jelly 💕
- I like you more than recess! 🛝
- You’re paws-itively awesome! 🐾
- I only have fries for you 🍟
- You make me melt like ice cream 🍦
- I a-peach-iate you 🍑
- You’re my main squeeze 🍋
- You’re one in a melon 🍉
- You’re the zest! 🍊
- I mustache you to be my Valentine 👨
- You make my heart roar 🦁
- You’re dino-mite! 🦖
- I’m stuck on you like glue! 🧷
Conclusion
Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all mush and roses—it can be full of laughs too! These jokes are perfect for light-hearted classroom fun, silly family moments, or even just cheering up a friend. Whether you’re single, a kid, or just a kid at heart, let these giggles remind you that love and laughter go hand in hand. Spread the smiles this February!
